I'm not alone!

     Yesterday morning, my friend, Emily, picked a paper up off of a classroom floor. Emily looked at it for a minute, started laughing uncontrollably, and then handed the paper to me. What I saw there proved to me that I may not be the strangest person in the middle school any more.

So now you're probably thinking, "What is all that about? Are those hamburgers dancing to the music?". Yes. Those hamburgers are definitely dancing to the music. But for those whose eyes cannot decipher the terrible middle schooler handwriting, I will describe each image.



First, we have Claire and Katie riding unicorns up a rainbow underneath a rather frightening sun. There is also a nicely done flying shoe.

In this next image, Darth Vader is standing at the base of the rainbow on which Claire and Katie ride their unicorns. I'm not certain whether Darth Vader is chasing them with his light-saber or if he's just creeping on them, and who can tell which worse?

I think this is fairly self-explanatory; a nerd is riding on the winged flying calculator. This was obviously drawn  by someone who holds a stereotypical view on nerds. Any true nerd would be able to multiply         2x2 in their head, and I say this as a proud citizen of nerdfighteria.







Next to Darth Vader, we find the extraordinarily obese porcupine, who is happily standing by a river in which the singing mermaid sings to the fish. A pig flies through the rainbow above, rolling his eyes at the terrible singing.





 

Those hamburgers can dance! Maybe they're dancing because of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.















The evil gummy bears take off in their home-made rocket ship. They're probably going to take over the world any day know.








Both you're creeper and my creeper live in the same house. Why are there so many creepers? That's a question I ask myself at school every day.

A casually dressed leprechaun leaps from his pot of gold. He looks as if he's about to burn his hair on  the fire coming from the Confederacy of Evil Gummy Bear's ship.